✨ The Sass Pack
Five gloriously cackling greeting cards for witches with quick wit and zero chill.
Meet The Sass Pack – a dangerously charming bundle of sharp-tongued magic for witches who like their spells served with side-eye. Whether you’re bringing Witch Sass to the Table, Manifesting Like a Badass, or flat-out refusing to ground because Absolutely Not, Babe, these cards say what your inner witch is really thinking.
This set includes 5 A5 cards shimmering without apology..
This set includes:
✨ So Mote It Be, Bitches
✨ Witch Sass to the Table
✨ Manifesting Like a Badass
✨ This Witch Doesn’t Chase, She Summons
✨ Grounding? Absolutely Not, Babe
Blank inside (because your spells need space)
Printed on 100% recycled card with recycled envelopes (because witches love the Earth, obvs)
Perfect for coven correspondence, altar decoration, or scaring your neighbour Colin.
Send them, frame them, stick them on your fridge — The Sass Pack delivers the magic and the mischief in equal measure.
Buy now. The runes said yes.
- Free Postage because I love you dear customer -
Each card also comes as a bit of a sexy A5 print....tempted?
